If your are here, you are likely a p-human

[Ofnuts]

From my favorite webcomic(*)

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/p-humans

(*) actually, XKCD or SMBC, I can't really decide. XKCD has a bit more science, SMBC has a bit more bad taste. So it may depend on my mood.

[ichabod801]

I think I'm an i-human. I'm stylish and I don't have a headphone jack.

[sparkz_alot]

Like how they refer to her as "it", made me chuckle.

[Larz60+]

Where are the coke cans?

[Ofnuts]

Where are the coke cans?

You are showing your age(*)... they use much stronger stuff these days.

(*) In the 80s Jolt Cola was a sponsor for some DDJ(**) award.
(**) Readers who know what this acronym means aren't so young either :)

[Larz60+]

I liked coke, but actually preferred Moxie, still do.
It keeps the Exodontist in business!


I think my kids might have drank Jolt.

[ichabod801]

I went to school in Rochester, NY, where the make Jolt. They wouldn't sell it on campus, though, because they didn't want to put it in the "Coke" brand refrigerator.

[nilamo]

Amp, Tab, or Venom are the only non-water/non-coffee drinks for me.

[Larz60+]

Amp, Tab, or Venom are the only non-water/non-coffee drinks for me.

I know what Tab is.
Amp(s) = E/R
And Venom comes from a snake, spider, millipede or such
And I just adore Starbucks, and can't stand Dunkin' Doughnuts

Just call me Gramps!

[nilamo]

Oh, coffee shops? Ok, for me...
Tim Hortons > Dunkin Doughnuts > Starbucks