Python Jokes, know any...?

[pcsailor]

Know any good python or programming jokes?

I'll go first:
3 database SQLs walk into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later they walk out because they couldn't find a table.

Not python, and definite room for improvement, but hey, I gave it a go!
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[ichabod801]

Four engineers are going to an engineering conference when their car suddenly dies. The mechanical engineer says "We must have thrown a rod, I'll have to rebuild the drive train." The electrical engineer says "No, I think we shorted out the electrical system, but I have some spare fuses in my luggage. The chemical engineer says, "Don't bother. The fuel injector is obviously clogged, we'll have to clean out the fuel system." Finally, the computer engineer says, "Why don't we get out of the car and get back in, and see if it starts again."

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.