HELP: need a Keylogger with those features

[cocododo]

Hi guys,

I've found an interesting link about a Python Keylogger:
https://www.instructables.com/id/Simple-...n/#discuss

but it is not working for me so far despite I've downloaded and installed all mentioned programs:
​python-2.7.13.amd64
pyHook-1.5.1.win32-py2.7
pywin32-219.win-amd64-py2.7

​In fact, it is not creating an output file on my desktop.
​I would also like to customize the keylogger in such way it will send the logs to an email address.
​
​The ideal keylogger should have according to me the following features:
​1- Undetectable by all antivirus
2- Can be installed with one click (keylogger hidden on a file) from a USB installed on the targeted PC.
3- Can be installed also remotely (for ex. by sending mail with a link to click on)
4- Can be removed remotely or self removed
5- Can send logs/reports (keystrokes, passwords, screen captures...) to a defined email address and FTP
6- Runs in stealth mode (doesn't appear in task manager and program list).
7- Supports Windows/MacOS

​Can someone help me please?

[micseydel]

Normally I defend posts like this as educational, and with harm unlikely, but you've really thoroughly described something that could only be used maliciously. Some of your asks are kind of hilarious, because things like this are always an arms race, but rather than really address it I'm just going to leave you with this meme: