I just noticed that under my user name, it says "Programmer named Tim". Who the heck is Tim and how did that get there and what does it mean? I did not enter that.
Oh, OK. That's fairly quirky, but OK.
PS: I'd like to listen to Al explain General (or even Special) Relativity to a six year old. It was General Relativity (along with Quantum Mechanics) that got me to switch from physics to computer science.