might as well just embed it :)
Python would have been great. The princess is a duck. The castle is a duck. You're a duck. It's ducks all the way down.
Or maybe... "You write an algorithm to free the princess. You free the princess, and anything and everyone that acts vaguely princess-like. The prison is now empty."
You look on PyPI. You find dragonslayer
, castleinvader
, but only an ancient savebrownhairedprincess
that was never migrated past v2.4 and the princess is blond anyway. You weep.