damsel in distress

[Nwb]

I think you should write your name too!

Here's my idea:

def Smith(): #Basically the best family in the world.

    def John(): 
        Father = "A wizard" 
    def Mom's Name():
        Mother = "Owns rights to the family"
    
    def Jane():
        Daguhter = "Obeys."

Change the quotes to anything you find suitable and humorous. Anyways I think your idea is really very intelligent! :D