How do I install Python?

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The Python installer does not even work. Great suggestion.

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I downloaded and used the [CONTENT REMOVED] installer, and then I ran

$python -m pip install --upgrade pip

It gave me a great suggestion, that I should run

python -m pip install --upgrade pip

Brilliant. faking Python script kiddie losers.

bootstrap/ $python -m pip install --upgrade pip
Collecting pip
Using cached https://files.pythonhosted.org/packages/...ne-any.whl
Installing collected packages: pip
Found existing installation: pip 18.1
Uninstalling pip-18.1:
Successfully uninstalled pip-18.1
Rolling back uninstall of pip
Exception:
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\cli\base_command.py", line 143, in main
status = self.run(options, args)
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\commands\install.py", line 366, in run
use_user_site=options.use_user_site,
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\req\__init__.py", line 49, in install_given_reqs
**kwargs
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\req\req_install.py", line 760, in install
use_user_site=use_user_site, pycompile=pycompile,
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\req\req_install.py", line 382, in move_wheel_files
warn_script_location=warn_script_location,
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\wheel.py", line 215, in move_wheel_files
prefix=prefix,
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\site-packages\pip\_internal\locations.py", line 165, in distutils_scheme
i.finalize_options()
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\distutils\command\install.py", line 346, in finalize_options
'userbase', 'usersite')
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\distutils\command\install.py", line 487, in convert_paths
setattr(self, attr, convert_path(getattr(self, attr)))
File "H:\apps\python\3.7.2\lib\distutils\util.py", line 110, in convert_path
raise ValueError("path '%s' cannot be absolute" % pathname)
ValueError: path '/h/home/<user>/appdata\Python' cannot be absolute
You are using pip version 18.1, however version 19.0.1 is available.
You should consider upgrading via the 'python -m pip install --upgrade pip' command.

Why this line?

ValueError: path '/h/home/<user>/appdata\Python' cannot be absolute

What's that got to do with anything at all? I don't want anything to do with /h/home/<user>, NADA!

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