Help me write a Christmas Program!

[marienbad]

Merry Christmas to all of you! Okay, so this idea came into my head and I started writing it out, it is just a bit of fun, it is meant as a laugh and I hope you find it amusing. Anyhow, I only got this far and ran out of inspiration, so am looking to y'all to help me expand on this theme and idea. Please note, I am not looking for the code to actually do anything, just carry on the humour and bring a smile to people over xmas!

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import advent import noel import yuletide   from winter import FestiveGreetings from xmas import Dinner, Presents   class XmasDay(RegularDay):       def __init__(self, waketime = too_early, alcohol_content = too_much, television = usual_garbage, tree = decorated):         self.waketime = waketime         self.alcohol_content = alcohol_content         self.television = television         self.tree = tree                   self.dinner = Dinner(Turkey, Roast Potatoes, Parsnips, Stuffing, Gravy, Carrots, CranberrySauce=maybe)               def open_presents(self, a_present, disappointment=total):         pass               def drink(self, a_drink, eggnog=mandatory_even_if_you_hate_it):         pass               def slob_out_in_front_of_telly(self, full_belly=True, tele=christ_what_is_this_rubbish_im_watching):         pass               def pass_out_drunk_on_sofa(self, alcohol_content=overdose_level, snoring=obligatory):         pass

[Gribouillis]

The xmas module exists in pypi. Now you need to write modules advent, noel, yuletide and winter!

[ethware]

finished yeat?

[marienbad]

Added a BoxingDay Class to the code!

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class BoxingDay(RegularDay):       def __init__(self, hungover=True, leftovers_for_dinner=True, shopping_for_bargains=are_you_kidding_my head_hurts)         self.hungover = hungover         self.leftovers_for_dinner = leftovers_for_dinner         self.shopping_for_bargains = shopping_for_bargains               def bargain_hunting(self, shopping):         if self.hungover:             shopping=none         else:             shopping=an_almighty_pain_in_the_ass                   def drink_more_alcohol(self, gin=True):         drinking = True                   while drinking:             if not hungover:                 feel_better = True             else:                 feel_better = False                       def watch_tv(self, repeats=unreal_amount):         while tv=on:             watching_while_pisssed = True                           if programme=shite:                 still_watch_it = True