"Silly Frenchman"? Really?

[snippsat]

Someone must have decided you aren't allowed to change these. How many posts before mine becomes

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

Help User Titles

With being under 1000 posts count, you are not able to change these at all.
The default user titles theme comes from Monty Python, thus where Python the language's name came from.
We do not plan to change the user titles.

So a long time before you can change.